Five inches and 15 staples later, I've finally joined the ranks of the Keep 'Em in Stitches Club. And shortly after that, the Meandering Road to Recovery Club, which I'm attending full-time currently. Of course, you never want to join these two organizations, especially the MRRC.
I think the line from Fried Green Tomatoes is "if it didn't kill you, it'll make you stronger" will be my tagline for a few months.
Thank you to all who prayed for me and especially to our prayer-hearing and answering God. May He receive glory and honor in all things.